Jacob Bernstein
Chief Chimp: Trading since 1968. Author of over 32 books on stock and commodity trading including the Compleat Day Trader I and The Compleat Day Trader II (McGraw-Hill). He is a frequent guest at investment conferences as well as business television and radio. Newsletter and trading hotline publisher. He brings to 2Chimps.com his 30+ years of experience in the investment and trading jungle.
 

Elliott Bernstein
Assistant Chief Chimp: Son of Jacob Bernstein. Expert on Internet, Medical, Technology and Asian stocks. Stock trader and student of technical market analysis under tutelage of Jacob Bernstein, Elliott has recently entered the trading jungle and, even in his relative youth, shows great promise as a market monkey.
 

Albie Powers
Ad-chimp: With over 10 years of advertising expertise in both offline and online media, Albie brings creative energy and in depth financial market knowlege to our Investor Network. He has divided his time between the corporate jungle and the dotcom safari. Having abandoned a promising career as a balistic missle test pilot for a stable life as an internet salesman, he is thrilled to call 2chimps his Casa-de-banana.
 

Chimp Midas
Resident gold expert. Draws on vast base of knowledge in South African mining shares. Favors long term orientation. Hard money advocate. Also well versed in the politics of all precious metals but in particular gold, platinum, palladium and silver. Perhaps one day his expertise may win him the coveted Golden Banana Award.
 

Chimp Sigmonk
Specialist in trader and investor psychology after the traditional psychoanalytical school. Strong proponent of contrary opinion theory. Also well versed in behavioral learning theories. Once a performing chimp with Suleiman the magician, Sigmonk escaped and pursued he lifelong interest in the study of primate behavior,
particularly as it relates to the investment field.
 

Chimp Alfred
Industry group analyst. Favors a broad perspective of technical, fundamental, and long range economic factors in evaluating industry group prospects. Prefers to focus on emerging technology groups.

Chimp Paul
Our takeover expert. Paul has honed his skills in the analysis of takeovers. His keen perspective and insight on who's trying to hoard all the bananas will help you focus potentially profitable plays.

Chimpette Sybil (aka Rhonda, Deborah, Alice)
Sybil has had a checkered past psychologically speaking. Her problems with multiple personality have, with intensive psychotherapy, been resolved. Today she sublimates her penchant for multiple personality by focusing her attention on stock splits - and she's darned good at it.

Chimp Bucky
His travels with an international circus have given Bucky an outstanding perspective on international currency fluctuations an their effects on stock markets, economies and stock trends.

Chimp de Rigeur
Always a stickler for caution, Chimp de Rigeur earns his banana bread weekly by alerting 2.Chimps.com subscribers to some of the potential problems and stumbling blocks in the investment jungle. Heed his words for he knows whereof he speaks.

Chimp Bobo
Although still relatively inexperienced in actual investing, Bobo is strong on academics and well read. His sharp wit and incisive commentary make him an excellent editor of our Dumb Letter of the Week feature.

Gorilla George
George is our expert on hot stock plays. His focus is on the big movers. While some have accused him of having more brawn than brains, we disagree. We feel he is most capable of helping you zero in on the big movers.

Chimp Scrooge
As his name implies, Chimp Scrooge is about the most miserly monkey we have ever had the good fortune to meet in the investment jungle. Using his penny pinching talents, Scrooge zeros in on cheap stocks that have good potential for upmoves.

Chimpette Euroda
Note that Ms. Eudora has nothing to do with e-mail. Eudora is our expert on Internet plays. Rather than spend her days communicating via the jungle drum, Eudora spends her time surfing the web in search of great Internet stock plays.